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Crappy Feelings of the Slightly Impaired

Name:
alblurkinbhindu
Birthdate:
23 September
External Services:
  • alblurkinbhindu@livejournal.com
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She was born in a small hospital in Chula Vista September 23, 1986. Although she was born in such a small hospital she was destined for bigger and better things under the big top. After attending Point Loma high school she attended San Diego State University, where she spent her free time heckling people on the streets with pies until she realized her true aspiration was being a clown. She attended graduate school at clown college where she studied hard, watching tapes of Bozo the clown religiously trying to get every aspect of his routine down.

After practicing other people’s routines, she later realized that she had to make up her own and hired another clown, Chuckles, to teach her some. She was hired by Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus where she performs her world famous crowd pleasing routine that is know by few but loved by many. The highlight of her show is the riding on a unicycle on a tightrope while doing a triple- triple through a hoop of fire after being shot out of a cannon and hitting an unsuspecting audience member with a lemon meringue pie.

After living under a rock and traveling with her show, she now resides at Circus Circus in Las Vegas with her husband Johnny, where she is finishing up her novel Me…Memoirs of a Circus Clown-Who Stole My Whore Make-up? about the hardships she went through to make it to the top of the big top. In the novel she writes about her youth growing up with a family who always told her to “pursue your dreams” “make’em laugh”. Reflecting on her life and times she has always gone by one motto which she will stand by ‘til this day: “Dignity, always dignity.”



You think you know me
Word on the street is that you do
You want my history
What others tell you won't be true

I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep
Nobody's really seen my million subtleties

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

I hear you talking
Well, it's my turn now
I'm talking back
Look in my eyes
So you can see just where I'm at

I walked a thousand miles to find one river of peace
I walked a million more to find out what this shit means

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

I'm a bad ass girl in this messed up world
I'm the sexy girl in this crazy world
I'm a simple girl in a complex world
A nasty girl, you wanna get with me?
You wanna mess with me?

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
I laugh more than I cry
You piss me off, good-bye
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me


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